I had a ten hour layover in LA LA land today, so I decided to walk to Manhattan Beach. I almost made it, but was waylaid by my first ever Olive Garden.
On the way I was approached by someone asking for money. When I declined, he chased after me and said, "You cheap bast**d, I hope you die from cancer!" Ah, it's good to be on the mainland once again.
Next time you are at an Olive Garden, ask if they have any olives? My brother asked once... Very surprising answer!
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