Where Are Marley & Co?

Where are all the holiday decorations?

I walked through the four big (huge, actually) Wailea resorts this morning to get into the spirit of commercial Christmas - but failed miserably.

The oceanfront grounds of all four hotels had not a single decoration. Not a ribbon or even Santa hat was to be seen anywhere.

Each resort had a Christmas tree in the lobby area but not many other decorations. Well, the Grand Wailea (photo right) maintained its preeminent tackiness with lots of gaudy oversize decorations in the lobby area, but it was the only one. The Four Seasons was so subdued and their tree was so poorly done that I couldn't bring myself to take a photo - it was that embarrassing.

Please don't tell me that the only way I'm going to get into the holiday spirit is by watching "Die Hard" again.