Wrong Ends

First of all, know that I don't have the most amazing eyesight. So, I was walking along the beach when I noticed that someone floating in the ocean seemed to have two heads. Not like a normal two-headed person with both heads at the same end, but one head on each end of the body. That just wasn't right. Fortunately, an unusual wave came along just then and tumbled them into their natural two separate bodies. Whew!