Clueless Guys

Does anybody on Maui offer Turtle romance classes? Because this guy really needed help this morning. She was doing everything possible to make it easy, but he couldn't seem to figure it out. He kept biting her neck to get a grip, but then could not maneuver himself into position. She even did the backstroke for a while (and sea turtles Never do the backstroke), but still no luck. Oh well...