Unforgivable Crime

A man might lose his job and home and be forgiven by his wife. He might mistakenly respond that, yes, those pants make your hips look fat and be forgiven. But he will always remember (and rue) the day he forgot their wedding anniversary.

In an attempt to guide their future husbands' away from committing the unforgivable sin, wedding parties were lined up five deep at many Maui beaches today. Today, the eighth of August, 08/08/08.

To the wives, please be gracious when you receive flowers and chocolates next year on the seventh of July - they are only men after all.